Terms and Conditions

Bark if You Want Some may be referred to in these Terms variously as “Bark if You Want Some”,” we”, “our” or “us”. Each refers to and means Bark if You Want Some.

You agree your use of Bark if You Want Some’s website, creating a subscription or profile with us, and or ordering product(s) from us constitutes your consent to these Terms, without exception. You also agree we may change the conditions, terms or contents of our website or these Terms at any time without providing you with advance notice of such changes. This may include replacing, offering a substitute or terminating our website.

We will notify you of your anticipated date of delivery of your order, along with the cost of shipping. If for any reason a shipment is lost or damaged, you need to notify us within 30 days of your purchase.

All products are provided in “as is” and, to the extent allowed by applicable law, without warranty of any kind by Bark if You Want Some, including warranty of merchantability and of use for a specific purpose. All goods are subject to the manufacturer’s warranty, if any. Under no circumstances will Bark if You Want Some, its members, officers or employees be liable.

For any damages whether direct, proximate, indirect, however remote, special, consequential or exemplary (including but not limited to legal fees, lost profits, loss of use or your cost or replacement) and regardless of whatever legal theory is advanced.

You agree the maximum extent of our liability for any type of damages or claims, arising for any reason, and your sole and exclusive remedy, shall be, as described above, replacement of your products ordered from Bark if You Want Some or a credit to your account. Bark if You Want Some is not responsible for your use of the products ordered including any allergic reaction.


Bark if You Want Some services are available only to, and may only be used by, individuals who are 18 years and older who can form legally binding contracts under applicable law. Individuals under the age of 18 can use this service only in conjunction with and under the supervision of a parent or legal guardian. In this case, the adult is the user and is responsible for any and all activities, subscribers and purchasers.

Bark if You Want Some does not directly process your credit card payments. Instead we use a third party processor. By providing your credit card or other financial information to us, you agree to Bark if You Want Some employing the processor and submitting your information to it. Your financial information is subject to the Terms and Conditions of the processor, which can be found at: https://stripe.com/us/terms. You further agree we are not responsible for the use or misuse of any information provided by you which comes into the possession of the servicer. In the event you allow your credit card to expire, without notifying us that a replacement/successor card with a new expiration date has been issued, you agree that we may continue to charge the card you have provided to us until we are notified by you or the credit card issuer that the card is no longer valid.

Subscription Orders - "Auto-Renew"

When purchasing a subscription product Bark if You Want Some will automatically charge you for all future shipments of that product, and you authorize Bark if You Want Some to charge your account until you cancel by contacting us at scott@protectmealerts.com. You acknowledge that any introductory discounts, unless otherwise specified, are only applicable to the initial order and all future orders will be billed at the normal product price. : Unless specified otherwise, all prices associated with our Services are stated in US dollars.

Returns and Exchanges

Bark if You Want Some does not currently allow returns or refunds. If there are any sizing issues, please notify us right away at scott@protectmealerts.com so we can make it right on all future packages. Be sure to check out our sizing chart prior to checking out so you don’t encounter any issues.If a product you receive is defective, please contact us at scott@protectmealerts.com.

Membership Cancellations

We of course would like to make your membership a great experience however you may cancel your plan any time prior to your next billing cycle payment. You are free to cancel your plan at any time – for any reason please contact us at scott@protectmealerts.com.

We may terminate your membership for any reason at any time. If Bark if You Want Some.com terminates your pre-paid membership while there are months of service remaining, at Bark if You Want Some’s sole discretion, you will either receive a credit for unused months or a refund of the amount paid for the remaining months.


To the extent you post photographs of one or more pets on our website, that of Instagram, which is linked or tagged to our website, or to any other website or through the use of any application, in any of which cases the photograph(s) can be viewed on our website, you consent to our use of your pets” images by us and you grant us a nonexclusive, royalty free, perpetual license to possess and display these images and photographs.

Under no circumstances will any past, present or future customer of Bark if You Want Some, acquire any intellectual property rights, interests or licenses from being allowed access to, and the use of, Bark if You Want Some’s website.

Bark if You Want Some does not claim ownership of any materials you make available through the Website. With respect to any materials you submit or make available for inclusion on the Website, you grant Bark if You Want Some a perpetual, irrevocable, non-terminable, worldwide, royalty-free and non-exclusive license to use, copy, distribute, publicly display, modify, create derivative works, and sublicense such materials or any part of such materials. You hereby represent, warrant and covenant that any materials you provide do not include anything (including, but not limited to, text, images, music or video) to which you do not have the full right to grant Bark if You Want Some the license specified above. You further represent, warrant and covenant that any materials you provide will not contain libelous or otherwise unlawful, abusive or obscene material. Bark if You Want Some will be entitled to use any content submitted by you without incurring obligations of confidentiality, attribution or compensation to you.

Users have a personal, non-transferable, non-exclusive right to access and use the Content of this Website subject to these Terms and Conditions. The term “Content” means all information, text, images, data, links, software, or other material accessible through the Website or Services, whether created by us or provided by another person for display on the Website or through the Services.

The Content may contain typographical errors, other inadvertent errors or inaccuracies. We reserve the right to make changes to document names and content, descriptions or specifications of products or services, or other information without obligation to issue any notice of such changes.

You may view, copy, download, and print Content that is available on this website or through the Services, subject to the following conditions:

  • The Content may be used solely for internal informational purposes. No part of this website or its Content may be reproduced or transmitted in any form, by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying and recording for any other purpose.
  • The Content may not be modified.
  • Copyright, trademark, and other proprietary notices may not be removed.

Nothing contained on this Website should be construed as granting, by implication, estoppel, or otherwise, any license or right to use this Website or any Content displayed on this Website, through the use of framing or otherwise, except: (a) as expressly permitted by these terms of use; or (b) with our prior written permission or the permission of such third party that may own the trademark or copyright of material displayed on this Website.

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